Rogue Fashionista Leaves Trail of Colorful Destruction

Shoppers Remain Blasé

Clashing colors offend sensibilities at local goodwill

In a surprising twist, a rogue fashionista’s latest display of chaotic color combinations and clashing patterns failed to shock local shoppers, who seemed unfazed by the bold assault on conventional fashion. “‘At this point, we’re getting used to it,” said LaRonda Smith. “The outfits are so outlandish that they almost become background noise.’” With the community growing desensitized to the sartorial antics, what will be the rogue’s next move to capture attention?